| Act 1, scene i |
| • Flor-ence! tell the midwife |
| • Doctor Jessop's midwife |
| • I hope we're not too early |
| • Stuffy |
| • Now then! Notebook, Florence! |
| • The first suggestion on my list |
| • Is this all you can bring |
| • Beggin' your pardon |
| • Right! We'll have him |
| Interlude |
| Act 1, scene ii |
| • Bounce me high |
| • Shop! Hi! Albert |
| • Tickling a trout |
| • Meet me at a quarter past eight |
| • He's much too busy |
| • Good morning, young man |
| • We bring great news to you |
| Act 2, scene i |
| • Isn't he here |
| • For three precious weeks |
| • Quickly, quickly, come along |
| • Here they are dears |
| • My flowers are few |
| • I'm full of happiness |
| • As representing the local Council |
| • My heart leaps up with joy |
| • Er-humph! Er-humph! I'm no great shakes |
| • Well tried, Albert! |
| Interlude |
| Act 2, scene ii |
| • Albert the Good! |
| • You oughtn't to whistle! |
| • Heaven helps those who help themselves! |
| Act 3 |
| • Is she asleep? |
| • I'm hungry, I'm tired |
| • Give me a decent murder with a corpse! |
| • Have you found him? |
| • Fools! Fools! Blundering fools! |
| • In the midst of life is death |
| • Albert...! |
| • I'm sorry about that |
| • I can't remember everything |
| • Albert's come back to stay |